Saturday, September 5, 2009

People do this because they want to? Craziness!

I sprung a leak in my water balloon boobie! My choices: a new expander or go straight for the "real" thing -- silicon! I opted for another expander so I can continue to watch my boobie grow! (There should be a warning label on the expanders: Addicting. So much so you could spring a leak.)

Painful. I got 400 cc's of saline shoved into my new water balloon boobie and this time it is actually stretching the skin. Perfecting, of course, the two perfectly round boulder-size (and weight) pop-outs from my chest.

I ponder why any woman would ever want to do this. I say, go for the 20" waistline. it's way less painful.

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